I fell in love with Mary from the dairy
But Mary wouldn't fall in love with me
Down by an old mill stream
We both sat down to dream
Little did she know 
That I was thinking of a scheme

My misses says she's going to divorce me
The moment that she does then I'm free
There'a apretty girl I know
I'll take her and I'll show
Just where Mary from the dairy fell for me

I'm know as the cheeky chappy
The things I say are snappy
That's why the broody girls
All fall for me
I don't do thing contrary
My love will never vary
Ask Mary from the dairy
Here's the key

I fell in love with Mary from the dairy
But Mary wouldn't fall in love with me
Down by an old mill stream
We both sat down to dream
Little did she know 
That I was thinking of a scheme

She said let's pick some buttercups and daisies
Those buttercups were full of margarine
She slipped and then she fell
Down by the wishing well
In the same place where I fell with Nellie Dean

She said let's pick some buttercups and daisies
Those buttercups were full of margarine
She slipped and then she fell
Down by the wishing well
In the same place where I fell with Nellie Dean

Should be about right I should think!



